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| I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemorrhoids or any other ailments of that nature. Must be able to pass background check, have a clean DMV record and pass a drug test from hair samples. Basically I'm like any other company I want that perfect person for a job that any ass can do. Oh and If you need any automotive repair done, I have 25+ years experience and my own tools. |
A.S.E. MASTER TECHNICIAN & ADVANCED ENGINE SPECIALIST
643 PARK ST., LEBANON, OR. 97355
PHONE: (541) 451-8440